JAWS

[gurgling noises, soft at first and then peaking at a full on hack-cough.]

[pause. noises sputter out.]





[now. this noise can either be described as ONE LOUD YELL, or, for the more experienced-in-Squaloese, a mix of profanities and "voi."]

[the only intelligible thing:]

GUHN---EEL HER.

Heeeeyy!

Hey! Heeey! Is there ANYONE left out there who can fight?! I'm not afraid to piss off loser aliens from other worlds if it means actually getting to do something!

Was that the furry mutt from before I heard? ... Voooi..

Voooooi, there isn't a single thing to fucking do! The only good fighter's left!

Holidays? Worthless trash. All that frolicking in the snow is giving me a damn headache..


[locked to Bel; unhackable]

HEEEEEEEEY, PRINCESS. YOU'RE DEAD TRASH.

.... oooiii.... fucking...

[wet thud, aggravated panting] What the shit, mutt... Fucking werewolf...

...

Hee-eeeey, what are you staring at?

[starts out with some gurgled laughing; a thud and that goes silent. footsteps down a hallway, and:] Now that's something every box should be able to do! Hell'a interesting! Wish I knew what was in that thing. Probably real usefu-

......

Heeeeey. Where'd everybody go?

Heeeey, princess. Seen any blood lately?

Someone get me a sword, or I'll kill you and take yours~

Edited; Sword-brat, did you die already?

--CE OF SHIT FUCKING TRASHHHH---

--- I'll fucking kill every single one of you disgusting dogs the second I-

GET-

FREE---

...........

Heeey...! It didn't work.....

... YOU'RE ALL FUCKING DEAF AND DON'T DESERVE TO KEEP YOUR EARS- VOOOOIIIIII, JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE I'LL--- XA-